Category Archives: Uncategorized

Sex Swing Safety Tips

Over the years, marketers have got their hands on sex swings and somehow forgot the difference between safety features and things that are just fun.

Sex Swing Spring

I am talking about the spring. If you read the recommendations from a lot of sex swing manufacturers, you will see that they recommend removing the spring from your swing if you are over a certain weight. This is a highly dangerous idea, and we strongly recommend against this.

In the beginning, the spring was put there by the designers and engineers to add dampening to reduce the shock force on the point where you mount the swing.

Without getting into the technical science stuff, look at everything in your life that moves. There is always some spring, shock or rubber puck to add dampening that helps prevent fatigue and eventual failure. This could range from things like springs that hold your laundry tub in place, the rubber puck where your ceiling fan goes into the ceiling or why all things like bikes have rubber tires rather than wood or steel tires.

Over time, marketers wanting to sell sex swings were more worried about fun than safety. So they started talking about the springs adding bounce for more excitement. Once they started talking about all the fun that the spring can provide, they forgot the original purpose. Since the spring only supports a given weight, they then decided just to remove them if you exceed that weight. That is a bad idea.

I have known personally of girls weighing only 95 pounds using a different brand of sex sling, albeit like a crazy woman, for a couple of hours and breaking a sex swing stand that was designed for several hundred pounds. When I asked her about the springs, she said the box said she did not need them, so she did not use them.

So never use your swing without the spring. Additionally, all Screamer Swings come with a special kind of spring called a drawbar spring. Other brands of swings come with an extension spring that stretches when you put a load on it. They have a load limit of something around 200 pounds, and then you risk damage to the spring if you overload it.

The drawbar spring that ships with a Screamer swing has a higher weight limit of 300 pounds. On top of that, a drawbar spring does not “stretch,” it “compresses.” This means that in the event the spring is overloaded it will not damage the spring, it will just “bottom out.” This is a much safer alternative to the extension springs.

So whatever your choice when buying a swing, just make sure you use the spring, or you just might end up on the floor.

Screamer Sex Swings is Hiring!

Have you ever dreamed of being paid to use sex toys? Well, we may have the perfect job for you. Screamer Sex Swings is seeking and individual or a couple to help act as a spokesperson for our company. The person we are seeking will be responsible for educating people on proper use all of the Screamer Products as well as testing out future products that we are developing.

The right candidates will live in a location where they can safely mount sex swings. They would be well articulated and have a good presents on camera. This job does not include any nudity or sex, this is simply a position to talk about the products. We would love to have someone with a lot of personality.

Initially, this position is a part time job, but the role the candidates plays in our company could be expanded.

So if you love sex toys and are not afraid to talk about sex swings, you may be our person.

Just contact us through our website and we will get you started with an application.

Sex Swing Door Mounts Released!

Screamer is excited to announce the door mount attachments.

place door kit on doorWhile the product itself does not look that exciting, what it can do for sex swing users is pretty important. This was designed at the request of our users that were looking for taking their swing on the road with them and for those looking for unique mounting points.

One of the most common questions we get is from people with concrete ceilings. If you live in something like an industrial loft, mounting a swing in a ceiling is not important. So a common solution for this is to install a swing in the hallway. With the door mount you can use doors as mounting points for your swing and in an industrial loft you can use a wall hook directly across the hallway and then hang some type of industrial art from the hook when it is not in use.

For taking your sex swing on the road, you can just take one primary strap and your stirrups from your sex swing and make it into a door swing. This is a great solution for those wanting to bring their swing to hotels or condos.

Total Discreet Shipping

Keeping your swing purchase discrete is very important to us. Nobody wants to get a box in the mail and have their kids open it up and see this.

Sex Swing BoxSo at Screamer, we have our Total Discrete Shipping Policy.

1. All items shipped by or drop shipped by Screamer will ship in a plain brown box.
plain box2. All  shipping forms will reference only generic company names and refer to products in generic terms such as “padded straps”.

3. All Documentation will be available online so there is no paperwork telling your children or postal workers what the straps are to be used for.

4. Keeping your private affairs private is very important to us.  If you have any special shipping requirements, please contact us and we will do our best to meet your needs.

 

Dual hook sex swing

Setting Up a Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing

Setting up your Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is very simple. Below is a video on how you can set up the straps once you have your mounting points set.

Set the Mounting Points

Before you can set up your sex swing, you need to have hooks to install it in. The two most common options for mounting points are ceiling hooks or a sex swing stand. If you are purchasing a stand you need to make sure the stand has 2 mounting points you can use with a dual hook swing such as the Screamer Sex Swing Stand.

If you want to mount your hooks in the ceiling, make sure you have a secure hold. If you are unsure how to do this, ask a professional. The hooks should be spaced 24-36 inches apart. The wider the hooks are spaced, the wider the seat will be.

 

Setting the Straps

Screamer Sex Swings can be configured in a number of ways depending on how you want to use it. You can add and remove straps as wanted.

Once you have your mounting points, attach the hardware system to each of the mounting points that consists of a carabiner, a spring, a chain and another carabiner. Next connect the primary and back straps (long straps) to each side of the hardware mounting system to form the seat and back support. Next connect the stirrup straps and the handles to the hardware mounting system. These straps can be connected to any point high or low on the hardware mounting system depending on your comfort and usage.

Sex Swing headrest supports your head and make long time use possible

You asked for it, We delivered it!

We hear it all the time. The biggest problem with sex swings is that they give you a sore neck. Swings are great fun… BUT… you can just not get comfortable for more then a couple minutes.

Well today we are introducing the Universal Head Rest for all sex swing! What? Not just Screamer brand swings?

NOPE!

The thing is that this issue of comfort give swings a bad name sometimes. One bad experience with a swing and you may never try another… not even a Screamer. So we have decided to solve this problem once and for all. It does not matter what brand swing you currently have or are purchasing, the head rest attachment will work for you.

This strap have 18 inches of padding for behind your head and can attach to any swing. It is fully adjustable so it will work in all the positions from reclining to sitting

g upright.

Now how is that for listening to our customers!

Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing

Screamer Photos

Couple using the screamer dual hook swing romanticallyYesterday we had the first official photo shoot for the Screamer Sex Swing. We have a lot more planned in the future, but it was great to get the first one out of the way. I want to thank all our models and our photographer! You guys ROCK! Without great photos, nobody will ever know how great the product is.

The best thing is that all of our models wanted product samples once they left. Both couples loved the sling styles swing, and one of them was very excited by the soon to be release squatting attachment. With a huge grin, she stated “That thing is fun!”. Well I can imagine she will enjoy it a lot more without all the people and lights. I will be sending her one very soon.

This was a very fun and exciting trip!