Screamer Ultimate Swing & Sling Kit

Description

The kit, explained.

Most people who buy a sex swing buy it, use it twice, and then start thinking about what they wish they had. More positions. Something to support the thighs instead of just the feet. A headrest they didn’t know they needed until the first session without one.

The Ultimate Kit is what you get when you answer all of those questions in advance.

What’s in the box.

Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing. Four-inch padded webbing seat, all-metal hardware, drawbar spring, handles, stirrups, and carabiner. The same swing that has been the top seller at sexswing.com for over a decade.

Sling Conversion Kit. Attaches to the existing Dual Hook hardware to transform the swing into a horizontal sling. Wider support surface, different position range, easier on the hips for longer sessions.

Squatting Attachments. Repositions the stirrups to cradle the thighs instead of the feet, and adds bungee resistance. The position that ends early because someone’s quad gives out now doesn’t have to.

Headrest. Supports the neck completely when reclining. Without it, neck and core are working the entire time. With it, the session ends when you decide it does. Ships standard with every Screamer. Mentioned in reviews more than any other single feature.

Canvas Storage Bag. The whole setup stores in a bag smaller than a carry-on. Nothing is left loose.

Where it installs.

The Dual Hook mounts to two ceiling joists, spaced 24 to 36 inches apart. It also converts to a door setup using standard door mounts, sold separately.

Wide installation is the point of the dual-hook design. Set it to 36 inches and the straps aren’t pressing in on anyone’s hips. That’s the spec that makes the difference for anyone with curves, and for everyone else it’s just more comfortable.

The hardware.

All-metal throughout. No plastic buckles, no plastic clips. The drawbar spring has a mechanical stop that prevents overextension under heavy or fast use. An extension spring doesn’t have that. It’s a real difference, and it’s why the Screamer ships with a drawbar as standard while most swings don’t.

All straps are removable. The hardware has d-rings and o-rings throughout, which means bondage cuffs attach to actual attachment points instead of being improvised around webbing.

The price.

This is not the entry point. If you want to try a sex swing to see if it’s for you, there are options that cost less. If you already know it’s for you, and you want to stop thinking about what you wish you had, this is the one.

Buying each piece separately costs more. The kit brings it together at one price, with one installation, and nothing to figure out later.